Celebrities

This Makes Perfect Sense! Bravo, Betty! The First Funny Celebrity Quotes On The List And It’s A Good One

Jennifer Lawrence’s Concept Of Freedom

Lemonade Maybe? What Ever You Want

Arnold Knows What’s Best For You, You Better Listen!

The Worst F*cking Band Name In The World!

Bill Is The King Of Funny Quotes!

Ok, This Is…this Is… Something

Jack Black’s Power Of An Eyebrow

Office Is Not His Cup Of Tea… Neither Is Cup Of Tea

Nice To Meet You, Jack!

He Figured Out Life This Man

I Agree And I Could Sign This Quote Right Away

Say No More, Brando!

One Thing Is Missing If You Haven’t Noticed

Good Thinking, That’s A Great Strategy

I Guess We’ve All Been There At Some Point

You Can’t Love Everybody

Think About It…

Raven As A Benchmark

Lol This Is My Favorite Of The Funny Celebrity Quotes For Sure

Yes, You’re Very Beautiful

Is He A Christian, That Is A Question…

You Nailed It, Bill! Can’t Stop Laughing!

This Is Epic

He’s Been Funny For Money, Not Sure If It Counts

“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”Charles Schulz

“My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.”J. P. Getty

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.”Reba McEntire

“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”James A. Garfield

“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”Thomas Sowell

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”Oscar Wilde

“I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I’m one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.”Mel Brooks

“I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.”S.E. Hinton

“No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.”Abraham Lincoln

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”Mark Twain

“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”Groucho Marx

“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”W. C. Fields

“He who can do—he who cannot, teaches.”George Bernard Shaw

[Putting his arms around British personality and food journalist Nigella Lawson] “My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that’s OK!”Jay Leno

“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.”Jerry Seinfeld

“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”George Bernard Shaw

“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.Ambrose Bierce

“She’s a wonderful, wonderful person, and we’re looking to a happy and wonderful night—ah, life.”Sen. Ted Kennedy

“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.”Cary Grant

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.”Oscar Levant

“Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese.”Luis Bunuel

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”George Burns

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.”Mark Twain

“I’d like to live like a poor man—only with lots of money.”Pablo Picasso

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”Mark Twain

“Our intent will not be to create gridlock. Oh, except maybe from time to time.”Sen. Bob Dole

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”Groucho Marx