Cheating

“I can’t believe this – both my boyfriends are cheating on me!” – Lucy Wilde

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” – Sacha Guitry

“Adultery is the application of democracy to love.” – H.L. Mencken

“I don’t believe in extra-marital relationships. I think people should mate for life, like pigeons and Catholics.” – Woody Allen

“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.” – Somerset Maugham

“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.” – Steve Martin

“I would never be unfaithful to my wife for the simple reason that I love my house too much.” – Bob Monkhouse

“Robert Benchley and I shared an office that was so tiny, if it were an inch smaller it would have been adultery.” – Dorothy Parker

“My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found us in bed together.” – Lenny Bruce

“I’ve respected your husband for many years, and what’s good enough for him is good enough for me.” – Groucho Marx

“I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people to find me attractive.” – Unknown

“My wife met me at the door wearing a see-through negligée. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they’ll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they’ll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: ‘Hey, perfect.’” – Dane Cook

“The world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of the wrong bedroom in the middle of the night.” – Slappy White

“One husband said he could always tell when his wife was having an affair because the poetry books were suddenly at the horizontal on top of the shelves.” – Jilly Cooper

“The man who marries his mistress creates a vacancy in that position.” – James Goldsmith

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.” – Woody Allen

“I’m sure Mick Jagger will find someone else to be unfaithful too soon.” – Jerry Hall

“I think my husband is having an affair with his secretary, because I would find lipstick on his shirt, covered with white-out.” – Wendy Liebman

“I discovered my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, ‘Get off me, you two.” – Emo Philips

“The worst thing about having a mistress is those two dinners you have to eat.” – Oscar Levant

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” – Jackie Mason

“I wouldn’t trust my husband with a young woman for five minutes, and he’s been dead for twenty-five years.” – Kathleen Behan

“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” — Russell Brand

It’s better to be hanged for loyalty than being rewarded for betrayal.

If you think cheating is good then don’t stop but don’t be surprised when the same person you’re cheating on, cheats on you.

Primary infidelity is when one cheats on his wife with a girlfriend. Secondary infidelity is when one cheats on his first girlfriend with a second girlfriend. Tertiary infidelity is when one cheats on his second girlfriend with a third girlfriend, and so on.

We are more likely to cheat if we see others doing so. We tend to conform to accepted norms of reasonable behavior, rather than adhere to strict rules. – Evan Davis

She cheated him, broke his trust, still roams around him happily without realization, and without any shame.

I’ve come to realize that no matter how hard a cheater tries to keep her/his affairs contained. The whole world eventually knows about it. No matter how much effort they put in; the truth always reveals itself.
Never cry over a guy, if he’s cheating on you, always remember God gave you this life because you are strong enough to live it.

The undertaker’s hearses often stay in the cemetery overnight to reclaim the fine coffins.

I’d rather you be upfront with me if you’re not feeling it instead of going behind my back and cheating. I’ll always choose being hurt over being surprised.

Ice melts when heated, eyes melt when cheated.

Yeah, of course, I hate her. She knew you were taken. But I hate you more because you not only cheated, you lied and abused to make you both feel better about it.

I am not a video game. When you cheat, nothing good will come of it. Once you do cheat there is no restart button, however, you will have to load a new game, and see if cheating works with that one.

If you had enough time to cheat, you had enough time to think about it.

Being labeled a cheater is the worst ever.

Cheating is the most selfish thing a person can do in a relationship! If you not happy with the person your with then end it. It’s that simple!

I would prefer even to fail with honor than to win by cheating.

It is impossible for a man to be cheated by anyone but himself.

The only things you give yourself when you cheat are fear and guilt.

He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.

Someday you’ll miss her as she missed you. Someday you’ll need her as she needed you. Someday you’ll love her and she won’t love you.

Fraud is the daughter of greed. – Jonathan Gash

No man is more cheated than the selfish man.

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one’s self. All sin is easy after that.

Behind the mask of ice that people wear, there beats a heart of fire.

Love only one girl or boy at a time. Or break up with the person. DO NOT CHEAT!!!!