Cosmetic Surgery

She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.

No! Beauty is emotional! That’s why plastic surgery never works. Women who want to change their nose, lips, they don’t understand that they are doing nothing except erasing their magic.

I believe if somebody chooses plastic surgery it should be for themselves, not for anyone else.

Your face tells a story and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Plastic surgery is one of the ways that people deal with the aging process. And I don’t mean by using it as a form of denial, but as a kind of negotiation with it.

Nothing makes you look older than attempting to look young.

I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for – if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it’s a good idea.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I think that promoting insecurity in the form of plastic surgery is infinitely more harmful than an artistic expression related to body modification.

I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that.

You know, let’s put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn’t be a person left in town.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.

My plastic surgeon … said my face looked like a bouquet of elbows.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

If you want to have plastic surgery or cosmetic surgery, live it up; go ahead and have it. But if you don’t want to have it, don’t have it.

I don’t get bothered by people saying what they say. I’m a happy person and I’m happy with my looks. I’m not an insecure person. I believe if somebody chooses plastic surgery it should be for themselves, not for anyone else.

I’m totally not against plastic surgery. I’ve tried Botox before. That’s the only thing that I’ve done.

Even beauties can be unattractive. If you catch a beauty in the wrong light at the right time, forget it. I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. I believe in plastic surgery.

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery

One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or ‘fat recycling,’ wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass.

I hate when models say ‘Oh, plastic surgery is just a wrong thing. What are you talking about? You won the genetic lottery. You look like this specimen that’s making people everywhere feel insecure and you’re going to ridicule someone for getting plastic surgery?

I’m hoping my children will save me from my vanity. If it doesn’t, plastic surgery is an option… It sucks to have to grow older. We all have to accept it.

Everyone has that friend who’s every day, like, ‘I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.’ You either need to come to peace with it and be like, alright, I hate it, but it’s part of me – or change it. So I’m not against plastic surgery, I’m against plastic surgery when it doesn’t really need to be done.

I thought my nose was too prominent so I had this corrected via plastic surgery in 1959.

Plastic surgery and breast implants are fine for people who want that, if it makes them feel better about who they are. But, it makes these people, actors especially, fantasy figures for a fantasy world. Acting is about being real being honest.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.

I can always tell when people have had plastic surgery.

I went through a big Alice Cooper phase, which was probably a major influence on my writing style later, especially after Plastic Surgery Disasters.

I haven’t had any plastic surgery – despite what people think, this is my nose. I have had Restylane and Botox, but I don’t think of that as plastic surgery anymore.

It’s unfortunate that we live in such a panicked, dysmorphic society where women don’t even give themselves a chance to see what they’ll look like as older persons. I want to have some idea of what I’ll look like before I start cleaning the slates.

I want my kids to know when I’m pissed, when I’m happy and when I’m confounded.

I have never had plastic surgery, and there are many pop singers who have.

I don’t want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I’m not interested.

Acting is about being real, being honest.

On the red carpet, I saw all these great stories, and I also got to see the plastic surgery up close.

L. A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”

Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you’ve had Botox. I can tell you’ve had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one’s saying anything. We’re just accepting the fact that they’re strange-looking.

I see women in their 30s getting plastic surgery, pulling this up and tucking that back. It’s like a slippery slope – once you start you pull one thing one way and then you think, ‘Oh my God, I’ve got to do the other side.’

God gave us intestines for a reason. I’m not keen on surgery. It’s too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.

I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. But I was a 34C when I was 17…They stay up when I wear a push-up bra. But if people could see me when I come home and take off my bra, how could they think these are fake?

I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business.

If somebody doesn’t have enough judgment to be able to look at plastic surgery and realize how phony it is, then they can’t be helped.

If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you’ve bought your own private mask.
Nothing makes you look older than attempting to look young. You can fool anyone, apart from the young.

The worst are the lip operations. There are people who have it done and I don’t recognise them afterwards.

They look like they flew through the windscreen during a car accident and were patched up badly afterwards.