food & Drinks

“Wine Is Bottled Poetry” -Robert Lewis Stevenson

“Snack Time Heals All Wounds” -Bridger Winegar

“The Mouth Of A Perfectly Happy Man Is Filled With Beer” — Ancient Egyptian Proverb

“Not All Chemicals Are BadWithout Chemicals Such As Hydrogen And Oxygen For Example, There Would Be No Way To Make Water, A Vital Ingredient In Beer” -Dave Barry

“Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women On The “Titanic” Who Waved Off The Dessert Cart” -Erma Bombeck

“I Cook With Wine. Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food” – WC

“Ask Not What You Can Do For Your Country. Ask What’s To Drink”-Anonymous

“I Have Made A Lot Of Mistakes Falling In Love, And Regretted Most Of Them, But Never The Potatoes That Went With Them” -Nora Ephron

“You Say Potato, I Say Vodka” -Karen Walker, Will & Grace

“24 Hours In A Day, 24 Beers In A CaseCoincidence?” -Steven Wright

“I Won’t Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food” -Bill Murray

“I’m On A Seafood Diet. I See Food And I Eat It” -Dolly Parton

“You Can’t Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy Food, And That’s Kind Of The Same Thing” -Anonymous

“I Really Don’t Think. I Need Buns Of Steel. I’d Be Happy With Buns Of Cinnamon” -Ellen DeGeneres

“Without Question, The Greatest Invention In The History Of Mankind Is Beer. Oh, I Grant You That The Wheel Was Also A Fine Invention, But The Wheel Does Not Go Nearly As Well With Pizza” — Dave Barry

“Religions Change, But Beer And Wine Remain” — Harvey Allen

“When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking, I Gave Up Reading” — Henny Youngman

“I’ve Only Been In Love With A Beer Bottle And A Mirror” — Sid Vicious

“Let No Man Thirst For Good Beer” — Samuel Adams

“The More I Drink, The Less There Is For The Kids To Drink” -Phoebe Buffay, Friends

“That’s What I Do, I Drink And I Know Things”– Tyrion Lannister, Game Of Thrones

“Abs Are Temporary, Mac And Cheese Is Forever” -Anonymous

“A Drink A Day, Keeps The Shrink Away” — Edward Abbey

“When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Drink Beer” -Anonymous

“I’ve Forgotten A Lot Of Things In Life, A Meal Has Never Been One Of Them” -Anonymous

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.

After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

Feed the body food and drink, it will survive today. Feed the soul art and music, it will live forever.

The person who decides what shall be the food and drink of a family, and the modes of its preparation, is the one who decides, to a greater or less extent, what shall be the health of that family.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

For what can power give more than food and drink, To live at ease, and not be bound to think?

No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.

“A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.” ~ Lord Byron