Gambling

Gambling is the future of the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures.” – Simon Noble

“You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – Wayne Gretzky

“Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.”– Yugoslav Proverb

“Eat your betting money but don’t bet your eating money.” – Unknown

“True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home.” – John Milton Hay

“The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.” – Wilson Mizner

“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard

“Gambling is not a vice, it is an expression of our humanness. We gamble. Some do it at the gaming table, some do not. You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play.” – Jeanette Winterson

“The better the gambler, the worse the man.” – Publius Syrus

“The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.” – Julius Weintraub.

“Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.” – Samantha Bee

“It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one.” – Cara Bertoia

“Quit while you’re ahead. All the best gamblers do.” – Baltasar Gracián y Morales

“A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It’s usually three or more times.” – Terry Murphy

“A gambler plays even when the odds are immutable and against him.” – Roger “Lou Krieger” Lubin

“Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!” ― James Hauenstein

“The greatest risk is not taking one.” – Tim Fargo

“The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.” ― Heywood Hale Broun

“One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.” ― Dan Bennett

“If you ain’t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich, or you haven’t studied the games enough.”— Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy

“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ― Seneca

“The house doesn’t beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself.” – Nick Dandalos

“Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.” ―Unknown Author

“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.” – Jack Yelton

“If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time.” – Phil Hellmuth

“A man’s gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it.” – Jimmy Jones

“The only man who makes money following the races is the one who does it with a broom and shovel.” – Elbert Hubbard

“Gambling is the great leveller. All men are equal at cards.” – Nikolai Gogol

“Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It’s getting money without giving an equivalent for it.” – Henry Ward Beecher

“Gambling is an act of faith of gamblers. Prophecy is an act of faith of the saints.” – Toba Beta

“Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.” – John Dewey

“Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.” – Alfred Alvarez

“There are two great pleasures in gambling: that of winning and that of losing.”— French Proverb

“To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.” – Jack McClelland

“A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” – Artie Lange

“Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.” Rita – Mae Brown

“If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.” – Chico Marx

“A Gentleman is a man who will pay his gambling debts even when he knows he has been cheated.” – Leo Tolstoy

“In order to be a successful gambler you have to have a complete disregard for money.” – Doyle Brunson

“If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.” – Chinese Proverb

“You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.” – Albert Einstein

“When I was young, people called me a gambler. As the scale of my operations increased I became known as a speculator. Now I am called a banker. But I have been doing the same thing all the time.” – Sir Ernest Cassel

“You don’t gamble to win. You gamble so you can gamble the next day.” – Bert Ambrose

“At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.” – Ian Fleming

“Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem

“I wonder what inspires gamblers. Is it the adventure or the love of laziness?” – Paul Bamikole

“Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – It says, Goodbye.” – Frank Sinatra in “The Joker Is Wild”

“The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.” – Ambrose Bierce

“To get it right, be born with luck or else make it. Never give up. A little money helps, but what really gets it right is never facing the facts.” – Ruth Gordon

“Gambling is a way of buying hope on credit.” – Alan Wykes

“A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.” – Paul Newman

“Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing.” – Dutch Boyd

“I can never gain something without losing everything I had.” – Nadia Scrieva

“The less you bet, the more you lose when you win.” – Bob Nastanovich

“I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That’s how I lost my mind.” – Steve Allen

“Gambling is the son of avarice and the father of despair.” – French Proverb

“Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.”– Tommy Cooper

“If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.” – Benjamin Franklin

“If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker.” – Mike McDermott

“Poker is a hard way to make an easy living.” – Doyle Brunson