Shopping

“I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.” -Tammy Faye Bakker

“Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.” -Adrienne Gusoff

“Wal-mart… do they like, make walls there?” -Paris Hilton

“Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.” -Will Smith

“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” -Henry Youngman

“The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.” -Marcelene Cox

“Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.” -Ann Landers

“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.” -Franklin P. Jones

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” -Bo Derek

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.” -Erma Bombeck

“I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.” -Ilie Nastase

“The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried.” -Mignon McLaughlin

“The other line moves faster.” -Etorre

“Buying something on sale is a special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it’s worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?” -Rita Rudner

“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.” -Elayne Boosler

“If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.” -Cynthia Nelms

“Is there more to life than shopping?” -Amanda Ford

“I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.” -Rita Rudner

“I bet deep down you still wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.” -Bridget Willard

“I like my money right where I can see it: Hanging in my closet.” -Carrie Bradshaw

“A person buying ordinary products in a supermarket is in touch with his deepest emotions.”

“Forget about being world-famous, it’s hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.”

“Here, you go to the supermarket and you have wipes to clean your hands before shopping. No, we don’t have that in France, but we recycle.”

“I love going to my supermarket. Sounds so rock ‘n’ roll, eh?” – Rachel Stevens, English Singer, Actress, TV Personality

“I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.”

“I never make a trip to the United States without visiting a supermarket. To me, they are more fascinating than any fashion salon.

It’s easy for Americans to forget that the food they eat doesn’t magically appear on a supermarket shelf.”

“Now that I know how supermarket meat is made, I regard eating it as a somewhat risky proposition. I know how those animals live and what’s on their hides when they go to slaughter, so I don’t buy industrial meat.”

“Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.”

“With the supermarket as our temple and the singing commercial as our litany, are we likely to fire the world with an irresistible vision of America’s exalted purpose and inspiring way of life?”

“Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!”

“I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I’m really anal about it, actually.”

“I don’t think there are any footsteps to be walked in. No one else has taken things that you can buy at the grocery store and put them together. I hope that I have a career as long as Julia Child.”

“I have never written anything in one draft, not even a grocery list, although I have heard from friends that this is actually possible.”

“I live right next to a grocery store and I don’t know if it’s the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I’m an idiot because I don’t shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I’m in there sometimes twice a day.”

“I love grocery shopping when I’m home. That’s what makes me feel totally normal. I love both the idea of home as in being with my family and friends, and also the idea of exploration. I think those two are probably my great interests.”

“I may be only a fish and chip shop lady, but some of these economists need to get their heads out of the textbooks and get a job in the real world. I would not even let one of them handle my grocery shopping.”

“I thought about that the other day after I went to the grocery store and had to sign fifteen autographs before leaving. On one hand, it’s just so flattering. On the other hand, sometimes it would be nice to get the bread and leave, you know?”

“I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.’”

“I’ve fallen back on this periodically, although I must say that getting out of the grocery business ranked right up there with getting out of the army as one of the happier experiences of my life.”

“I’ve managed to do movies and still keep a lifestyle where I can go to ballgames, go to a grocery store like everybody else.”

“It slows down grocery shopping because so many women at the store watch the show. I always end up talking to two or three people every time I go to Ralph’s. It’s fun.”

“Once you’ve reached the point where you can pay rent, you can go to the vet and you can go to the grocery store, after that point, it’s all the same. I don’t have the appetite for a decadent lifestyle.” – Renee Zellweger, Academy Award-winning Actress

“Some people meet people in the grocery store, but I get my tomatoes and I’m out.”

“We trust something in a grocery store and assume it’s good. We don’t learn about the most precious thing in life — the food we put in our body. Educate yourself!”

“West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.”

“You’ve got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.”

“I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.”

“I probably made a few pictures I shouldn’t have done, but I have four sons and I have to pay the rent. If you have a decision to make about whether or not you can buy groceries at the market or whether or not you’re going to make a bad movie, you’re going to make a bad movie.”

“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

“About eighty percent of the food on shelves of supermarkets today didn’t exist 100 years ago.”