School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know, while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come.Dave Kellett

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school.Haruki Murakami

In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing.Steven Wright

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.Peter De Vries

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.Bill Watterson

As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.Theodore Roosevelt

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.William Glasser

School is one long illness with symptoms that switch every five minutes so you think it’s getting better or worse. But really it’s the same thing for years and years.Helen Oyeyemi

As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.Cokie Roberts

You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him.Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.Edgar W. Howe

School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect, so why practice?Billie Joe Armstrong

You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year.Henry Ford

In school one learns to ask stupid questions of life.Marty Rubin

Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.Robert Morley

School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is.Ivan Illich

The trouble with school is they give you the answer, then they give you the exam. That’s not life….Ziad K. Abdelnour

Schools kill time and creativity. Find ways to workaround these limitations.Gossy Ukanwoke

In recalling their school years, students mostly remember their teachers, and not the courses they took. Unknown

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other.

It’s like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won’t fatten the dog.Mark Twain

There is nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school.George Bernard Shaw

No school without spectacular eccentrics and crazy hearts is worth attending.Saul Bellow

I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there.Kim Harrison

School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence.H. L. Mencken

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.Bill Watterson

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the school.Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.George Santayana

School means work and work means death. Let’s all go take a nap.Emma Shannon

Today is the first day of the rest of you life.Charles Dederich

The most important day of a person’s education is the first day of school, not Graduation Day.Harry Wong

You’re off to great to great places. Today is your first day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!Dr. Seuss

I’ve always loved the first day of school better than the last day of school. Firsts are best because they are beginnings.Jenny Han

All children start their school careers with sparkling imaginations, fertile minds, and a willingness to take risks with what they think.Ken Robinson

School bells are ringing loud and clear; vacation’s over, school is here.Winifred C. Marshal

Let us remember: One book, one pen, one child and one teacher can change the world.Malala Yousafzai

It’s one of my favorite seasons of the year: Back to School. As a kid, I loved fresh school supplies, new outfits, the change of seasons, and the chance to crack open a new textbook.Dana Perino

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.Aristotle

High school is what kind of grows you into the person you are. I have great memories, good and bad, some learning experiences and some that I’ll take with me the rest of my life.Giancarlo Stanton

But if there’s a school bus, there needs to be a school!Fred Rogers

I have to get back in school somewhere. I can’t just go home and tell my mother I got kicked out of school.Michael Schiffer

Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight.Tim Herlihy

This is not a gay school. We just have a zero tolerance harassment policy.Ryan Murphy

No state schools are cheap.Bonnie Turner

It’s my first day of high school. I have seven new notebooks, a skirt I hate, and a stomach ache.Laurie Halse Anderson

School spirit’ is a curious term. The phrase might sound as if it refers to a ghost or other undead phantasm haunting an educational establishment like very old gum clinging to a trophy case. What ‘school spirit’ actually refers to is the belief one particular school is better than another.Daniel Handler

It’s been two weeks. That’s like a decade in high school years.Rob Thomas

My father sent me to a school that looked a lot like this one. A military academy in Pennsylvania. Perhaps you’ve heard of it. The Armitage School.William P. Kennedy

Do you think you can handle all of your classes? Don’t forget your school happens to be one of the top public schools in the greater Los Angeles area. I’m sure the work load must be tremendous.Nathanael Coffman

It’s the last day of school! Well, big brother, can you believe it? My last day of school. No more reading, writing, arithmetic! No more learning forever!Craig Schulz

Private schools have diversity, mum. There are millionaires, billionaires.Tom Leopold

Well, you should be excited at the chance to go back to school. I remember you wanted to return to school, and while it’s not the same one.Raita Honjou