God & Religion

You talked about hell as if you’re born and raised there. – Mark Gungor

Reincarnation? It may be that we have all lived before and died, and this is hell.

It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui. – Hellen Keller

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? – Epicurus

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. – Richard Dawkins

If your religion requires you to hate someone, you need a new religion.

You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.

Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed. Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved. – Tim Minchin

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. – House (Film)

If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion. – Edmond De Goncourt

They told me to use the brain God gave me. I did. Now I’m an Atheist. Ironic, isn’t it?

I love you so much that I’m going to hide my existence to the point that I will be indistinguishable from other gods, and if you follow the wrong god, you are going to suffer for eternity.

The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. – George Carlin

Thank God I’m an Atheist.

Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.

God promised the end of all wicked people, Thor promised the end of all Ice Giants. I don’t see any Ice Giants around.

God has an unalterable and perfect plan for every person, but you should still pray in a vain attempt to change it. – David G. McAfee

When one person is delusional, it’s called insanity. When many people are delusional, they call it religion.
Oh, you’re tired of my anti-religion posts? Why don’t you pray to God for me to stop?

Wanna know the funniest thing about people who call people like me Satanists? They believe in Satan, and I don’t.

Religion is like a P. It’s fine to have one. It’s fine to be proud of it. But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around, and please don’t try to shove it down my throats.

You have the right to believe in what you want. I have the right to believe it’s ridiculous. – Ricky Gervais

When they asked me what my religion was. I said I was Non-Delusional.

Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!

God made you in his image, really? Then why aren’t you invisible?

Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin

Either God can do nothing to stop catastrophes, or he doesn’t care to, or he doesn’t exist. God is either impotent, evil, or imaginary. – Sam Harris

God must love stupid people; he made so many.

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round and laughed.

I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.

I told God to protect me from my enemies and I started losing friends.

I’ve got nothing against God. It’s his fan club I can’t stand.

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

If God did not forgive sinners, heaven would be empty.

Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job as a hitman to arrange the meeting.

Forgive and forget? I’m neither God nor do I have Alzheimer’s.

If you do not sin, God’s son died for nothing.

I asked God to punish me for I have sinned, next day I met you.

May God bless you a long, sick and shameful life.

You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.

God is omnipotent, omniscient, and controls everything. Unless something bad happens. Then that was Satan.

If your religion requires that you hate someone you need a new religion.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

No longer possessed by possessions, we may become open enough to become possessed by God.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows.

If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul.

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world,

If the concept of God has any validity or any use, it can only be to make us larger, freer, and more loving.

I’d rather live my whole life assuming there is a God, only to find out that there isn’t, than to live my whole life assuming there isn’t a God, only to find out there is.

People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them.

Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to be where they are, where they appear to be going, whether they wish to go there, and if so, why, and if not, why not.

God made so many different kinds of people. Why would he allow only one way to serve him?

Goodwill towards all is true religion.