Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. ~ Mark Twain

I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there’s a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. ~ Raul Julia

I just don’t want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure. ~ Max Cannon

I thought about giving up smoking, but decided not to – I’m not a quitter. ~ Ed Byrne

Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me anymore unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. ~ Steve Allen

I quit smoking ’cause I want to live, and now that I’m not smoking, I don’t want to live anymore.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ~ Fletcher Knebel

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. — (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign). ~ Brooke Shields

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.

The only safer cigarette is your last one.

Cigarettes never hurt anyone, the trouble starts when you light them.

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cigarette might be their last cigarette.

I don’t mind not going to heaven. As long as there are cigarettes in hell.

I always say NO to cigarettes.. but cigarettes don’t speak English. So I decided to ignore it and leave it alone, instead of learning Cancer language.

Smoke or not, you die anyway.

It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

To know more about LUNG cancer……keep SMOKING !!

If you can’t stop smoking, cancer will.

The best time to stop smoking is when the cigarette arrives at the filter.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.

I just don’t want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.

The threat of nicotine withdrawal is like having a cat on your doorstep but in your mind, you interpret it like a tiger.

Quitting smoking has nothing to do with nicotine withdrawal but everything to do with our minds.

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings.

A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.

Lips that smoke are really hard to kiss.

Smoking kills germs of our teeth.

Not every person who smokes is a bad person, not every person who goes to the temple is a good person.

Smoking might kill time, sooner than you would want.

I love to be in fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.

You might be a firefighter if you’ve ever smoked and there wasn’t a cigarette in sight.

I smoke when I feel alone.

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.

The best way to quit is to never start.

Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

Long-life or cigarettes? You choose.

Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets come with a warning.

Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

Do you mind if I don’t smoke?

Love and smoking are the same things.

Stop smoking!

Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?

If you’re thinking about smoking think again.

Smoking doesn’t help even when you think it does.

I hate cigarettes that’s why I burn them.