“Life is possible only through challenges. Life is possible only when you have both good weather and bad weather, when you have both pleasure and pain, when you have both winter and summer, day and night. When you have both sadness and happiness, discomfort and comfort. Life moves between these two polarities. Moving between these two polarities you learn how to balance. Between these two wings, you learn how to fly to the farthest star.” – Rajneesh

“All-weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don’t want to know what causes dew.” – Stephen Colbert

“Going to the woods is going home, for I suppose we came from the woods originally. But in some of nature’s forests, the adventurous traveler seems a feeble, unwelcome creature; wild beasts and the weather trying to kill him, the rank, tangled vegetation, armed with spears and stinging needles, barring his way and making life a hard struggle.” – John Muir

“If enough people think of a thing and work hard enough at it, I guess it’s pretty nearly bound to happen, wind and weather permitting.” – Laura Ingalls Wilder

“I don’t have to get up in the morning and go beat up my body like I used to. I don’t have to be out there in August in 108-degree weather down in Texas.” – Emmitt Smith

“Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.” – Oscar Wilde

“Climate is what we expect, the weather is what we get.” – Mark Twain

“All the world lies warm in one heart, yet the Sierra seems to get more light than other mountains. The weather is mostly sunshine embellished with magnificent storms, and nearly everything shines from base to summit – the rocks, streams, lakes, glaciers, irised falls, and the forests of silver fir and silver pine.” – John Muir

“In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.” – Mark Twain

“The afternoon was cold as blue eyes that didn’t love you anymore.” – Kinky Friedman

“Mexican weather report: chili today and hot tamale.” – Paul Rodriguez

“Empirical analysis reveals that happiness is negatively related to temperature in a linear model, and is maximized at 13.9 degrees Celsius in a quadratic model.” – Yoshiro Tsutsui

“Today has been eighty degrees in the shade. I was clever. I stayed in the sun.” 

“It’s so cold in new york city. Today in central park, I saw a squirrel salting his nuts.” 

“Rain is one thing the British do better than anybody else.” – Marilyn French

“What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, is much more common where the climate’s sultry.” – Lord Byron

“I don’t like all this fresh air.” – I’m from Los Angeles.” – I don’t trust any air I can’t see.” – Bob Hope

“A barometer is an ingenious instrument that indicates what kind of weather we are having.” – Ambrose Bierce

“There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.” – Sir Ranulph Fiennes

“One way to help the weather make up its mind is to hang out the washing.” – Marcelene Cox

“It was one of those perfect summer days – the sun was shining, a gentle breeze was blowing, the birds were singing and the lawnmower was broken.” – James Dent

“I was so cold when I was in England, I almost got married.” – Shelley Winters

“Thank heavens, the sun has gone in, and I don’t have to go out and enjoy it.” – Logan Pearsall Smith

“Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.” – Kin Hubbard

“Heat! it was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.” – Sydney Smith

“The English winter – ending in July, to recommence in August.” – Lord Byron

“March is the month that shows people who don’t drink exactly how a hangover feels.” – Garrison Keillor

“Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel certain that they mean something else.” – Oscar Wilde

“Every mile is two in the winter.” – George Herbert

“It’s so cold in new york city that flashers are just describing themselves.” – David Letterman

“Better the chill blast of winter than the hot breath of a pursuing elephant.” – Chinese proverb

“It was such a lovely day that it seemed a pity to get up.” – Somerset Maugham

“When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart.” – Proverb

“How do the men who drive the snowplow get to work in the morning?” – Steven Wright

“In India, ‘cold weather is merely a phrase to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass doorknob and weather which only makes it mushy.” – Mark Twain

“It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles against the prevailing winds, for the opportunity to rain on a tent.” – Dave Barry

“It was so hot today I went to a cash point machine just to enjoy the feel of a cold gun against the back of my neck.” – David Letterman

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” – John Steinbeck

“The cold never bothered me anyway.” – Elsa

“It was so cold I almost got married.” – Shelley Winters

“We feel cold, but we don’t mind it, because we will not come to harm. And if we wrapped up against the cold, we wouldn’t feel other things, like the bright tingle of the stars, or the music of the Aurora, or best of all the silky feeling of moonlight on our skin. It’s worth being cold for that.” – Philip Pullman

“October extinguished itself in a rush of howling winds and driving rain and November arrived, cold as frozen iron, with hard frosts every morning and icy draughts that bit at exposed hands and faces.” – J. K. Rowling

“Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“Scarves, mittens, and hats are a great way to express your personality in the cold weather.” – Brad Goreski

“A good way to remedy a cold morning is to have a warm heart.” – Keith Wynn

“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson

“If the world is cold, make it your business to build fires.” – Horace Traubel

“Whether the weather is cold, or whether the weather is hot; Whether the weather is fine, or whether the weather is not, we’ll weather the weather whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.”

“It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.” – J. D. Salinger

“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle

“Cold winter weather is snow laughing matter.”

“In the cold dark days of winter, dream about the flowers to get warmed up!” – Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Anne Bradstreet

“It is impossible, to me at least, to be poetical in cold weather.” – George Eliot